Trash Report: Music Edition - Elinor Jones Spills the Tea on the Latest Gossip
Welcome to the latest Trash Report, Trash Pandas! I'm Elinor Jones, here to bring you the juiciest gossip in this music-themed edition. Get ready for some passionate yelling as I spill the tea.
Let's kick things off with a non-musical tidbit: Trump narrowly escaped an assassination attempt at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, but the incident was quickly forgotten. Meanwhile, former President Jimmy Carter made a surprise appearance at a Cardi B concert in Atlanta, gifting her a signed copy of his diaries.
In brighter news, Neko Case is working on a Thelma & Louise musical, set to debut in London this fall. On the flip side, Brandi Carlisle's stage adaptation of Fried Green Tomatoes never took off, leaving us wondering about the selection process for musical collaborations.
Lizzo is set to release an album titled "Bitch," while Olivia Rodrigo announced tour dates for her upcoming album. Aging gracefully seems tricky when deciding between attending Rodrigo's concert or opting for Liz Phair and Sleater Kinney's shows.
Megan Thee Stallion's boyfriend allegedly cheated on her, leading to an emotional breakdown during her performance in the Moulin Rouge play. Brett Goldstein and Jennifer Lopez are starring in a raunchy rom-com called "Office Romance," inspired by Goldstein's crush on J. Lo.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences clarified that only humans can win Oscars, excluding AI-generated scripts and actors. The annual Rose Festival in Portland is approaching, featuring the iconic Rose Parade with marching bands.
If you spot me at the Rose Parade, share a secret, or if not, entertain a child with bubble blowing. Thanks for tuning in, and as I sing my farewell, thank you for being a friend. Cheers to more golden moments ahead.